Wednesday, 24 January 2018

Sci-Fi Elton John Songs



As a fan of both Sci-Fi and Elton John, I decided to write an article listing Sci-Fi Elton John songs
where I give my thoughts on them. This list includes his two hit songs ‘Rocket Man’ and ‘Bennie And
The Jets’. All these songs have the lyrics written by Elton’s songwriting partner Bernie Taupin. Let’s
begin.

Rocket Man (I Think It’s Going To Be A Long Long Time) - 1972
This song comes from the album “Honky Chateau”. It was the first album Elton recorded with his
band featuring newest member Davey Johnstone on guitar. This song deals with an astronaut on
Mars who misses the earth and his wife. It’s a light pop rock song, with Davey’s guitar parts being
mainly an acoustic one and the good electric slide guitar effects that appear most prominently on the
chorus. The song does a good job conveying the loneliness of space.

Bennie And The Jets - 1973
This song is from Elton’s most successful studio album “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” about a rock
band in the future called Bennie And The Jets led by a female singer named Bennie. The band are
supposed to be androids from what I understand. The song’s narrator is a fan of this band. This a
rock song that is piano driven and it has a good piano solo in it. There are electric and acoustic
guitars, with the electric guitar being low in the mix and the acoustic guitar being louder in the mix at
one point.

I’ve Seen The Saucers - 1974
This song comes from the “Caribou” album. EIton’s opening piano notes which is used throughout
the song is reminiscent of his opening piano notes from his 1973 rock classic ‘Funeral For a
Friend/Love Lies Bleeding’, however this song goes in a completely different direction to that one.
The narrator is describing the saucers he’s seen. He claims to have not only seen them but has
been taken by them as well. This song has more electric guitar than the previous two, and it’s the
first song on this list not to have any acoustic guitar. The trend of a song whose guitar parts are only
electric continues on the next two songs.      

Dan Dare (Pilot Of The Future) - 1975
This song is from the “Rock of The Westies” album. It’s about the British comic book series Dan
Dare which I confess to having not read. This song rocks harder than the previous three. This is the
first and only song on the list to have a guitar solo which is played with a talk box. A talk box is a
device that allows a musician to modify their instrument parts with their voice. Davey Johnstone’s
talk box guitar parts are featured throughout the song. The song also features conventional electric
guitar played by Caleb Quaye. This song has a few things in common with ‘Rocket Man’ as it
mentions Mars and a rocket.

I Am Your Robot - 1982
This song comes from the “Jump Up” album. It rocks even harder than the previous one being the
hardest rocking song on this list. It’s the fastest song on this list as well. It opens with an electronic
effect that is probably a synthesizer and is then joined by the other instruments led by Richie Zito’s
guitar. The lyrics aren’t strong as some of it is a bit silly. It seems to be about a robot who is in a love
with a woman who could be a client of his. He mentions that he is programmed to love her. Despite
some lyrical weaknesses, this song works well very musically. The piano and guitar parts go well
together and there are good synthesizer parts on the song. Having ‘I Am Your Robot’ after ‘Dan
Dare’ is a good fit as they are the songs that rock the strongest on this list.

Look Ma, No Hands - 2001
This song comes from Elton John’s comeback album “Songs From The West Coast” which was
compared with his early work. It’s fitting to end with this song as it has both Davey Johnstone and
Nigel Olsson like the first song ‘Rocket Man’, and it sounds musically similar to that song too. Like
‘Rocket Man’, this song is pop rock and has both acoustic and electric guitars. It’s a piano driven
song which features a piano solo by Elton. This song is about a person telling all his achievements
to his mother trying to get her appreciation. It’s only Sci-Fi part are two lines about having been in
Roswell when the Martians were there. It gives the impression that the aliens really came to Roswell
in the universe where this person sings in, though he could be simply saying it in reference to the
Roswell theory or just believes in the Roswell incident without seeing it himself. I think this is
probably the best song on this list.

So that’s the Sci-Fi songs Elton has done. I hope I didn’t miss any other Sci-Fi songs of his. Let me
know if I did. Regarding the song lyrics, the three songs that go after each other (‘I’ve Seen The
Saucers’, ‘Dan Dare’ and ‘I Am Your Robot’) seem to be humorous. I think the lyrics for ‘Bennie And
The Jets’ seem unusual, but is of a higher quality than those other three and consider the first and
last song (‘Rocket Man’ and ‘Look Ma, No Hands’) to both have strong lyrics.

I’ll mention common themes throughout these Sci-Fi songs. Mars is one as it is the main subject of
‘Rocket Man’, is mentioned in ‘Dan Dare’ and ‘Look Ma, No Hands’ mentions the Martians of
Roswell. Robots are part of two songs dealing with the apparent robotic band in ‘Bennie And The
Jets’ and the robot character in ‘I Am Your Robot’. Spacecrafts are a part of ‘Rocket Man’, ‘Dan
Dare’, ‘I’ve Seen The Saucers’, ‘I Am Your Robot’ and ‘Look Ma, No Hands’ due to the Martians of
the Roswell story coming in a spacecraft.

I’ll now list some interesting statistics about these songs. The first three songs feature the original
Elton John Band line-up of Davey Johnstone (guitar), Dee Murray (bass) and Nigel Olsson (drums).
Davey plays on all tracks except ‘I Am Your Robot’ which comes from the brief period when Davey
wasn’t in the Elton John Band. The guitarist Richie Zito on ‘I Am Your Robot’ was Elton’s guitarist in
the early 80s. Davey shares the guitar parts with Caleb Quaye (a member of the Elton John Band
during that period) on ‘Dan Dare’ and with David Channing on ‘Look Ma, No Hands’ where Davey
plays electric guitar and David plays acoustic guitar. Both ‘Dan Dare’ and ‘I Am Your Robot’ feature
keyboards by now famous film composer James Newton Howard who was in the Elton John Band
when those albums were made. Dee Murray plays bass on all songs except ‘Dan Dare’ featuring
Kenny Passarelli on bass (Elton’s then bassist making his first appearance on an Elton album there)
and the last one ‘Look Ma, No Hands’ which has bass played by Paul Bushnell. Nigel Olsson plays
drums on all songs except ‘Dan Dare’ which featured drums by Roger Pope who was then in the
Elton John Band and ‘I Am Your Robot’ which has drums played by Toto drummer Jeff Porcaro. The
last song and the first song both feature Davey Johnstone and Nigel Olsson. Regarding the
producers of the songs, the first four songs was produced by Gus Dudgeon, ‘I Am Your Robot’ was
produced by Chris Thomas and ‘Look Ma, No Hands’ was produced by Patrick Leonard.

Tuesday, 26 December 2017

The Case for Metric Land Measurements in Sri Lanka



Sri Lanka adopted the metric system in the 1970s, yet (with the exception of square kilometres) land
is usually measured the imperial way of square feet, perches, roods and acres instead of the metric
way of of square metres and hectares. In this article, I will say why I think Sri Lanka should use
metric units for land measurements giving its benefits. I will also give information on the sizes of
square metres & hectares and list the metric land sizes of famous landmarks in Sri Lanka.



Interrelatedness of Different Units
I’ll begin with the way the metric measurements relate to each other. The metric system uses units of
10, so the different metric units fit well together. There are 10,000 square metres in a hectare, 100
hectares in a square kilometre and a million square metres in a square kilometre. I’ll now show the
the same land size in different metric units. Let’s say there’s a land area equaling 68,000 square
metres. That land in hectares would be equal to 6.8 hectares. This is instantly converting from one
metric unit to another from just looking at it. It gets even better. An area of 365 hectares would equal
3.65 square kilometres or 3.65 million square metres.


The imperial measurements don’t have this nice blend of unity as there are 43,560 square feet in an
acre, 640 acres in a square mile and 27 million 878,400 square feet in a square mile. I will use
figures like I used for metric units to show the disconnect between imperial units unlike their metric
counterparts. A land area of 680,000 square feet (63,174.07 square metres) would equal 15.61
acres (6.31 hectares). An area of 950 acres (384.45 hectares) would equal 1.48 square miles (3.84
square kilometres) or 41 million 382,000 square feet (3.84 million square metres). Here’s an image I
created showing how the metric land measurements relate to each other. Feel free to use this
image.




Official Land Units
The official units for measuring land in Sri Lanka smaller than square kilometres aren’t the square
foot, perch, rood and acre, but the square metre and the hectare. Those responsible for Sri Lanka’s
metric conversion failed to educate the public on metric land sizes and metricate the real estate
sector. Thus, the real estate industry and media still use imperial units for land resulting in the public
thinking in these old units.


Imperial Land Units Bring Inconsistency
There is the issue of inconsistency resulting from referring to land measurements the imperial way.
We might think of a distance as 50 metres ahead, the building as 200 metres tall, but a block of built
land in square feet. An example of this inconsistency in property listings is referring to a
house/apartment size in square feet and the distance to a road in metres. In reverse, we may think
of very large sizes in square kilometres (such as the size of Colombo), yet think of sizes smaller than
that as well as those in the square kilometre ranges in acres. Acres don’t neatly fit into square
kilometres as there are 247.1 acres in a square kilometre.

Opportunity for More Precise Land Measurements
Sri Lankan land sizes in square feet usually end in the neat number of 0, so may not be accurately
reflecting the size with a lot of rounding off. While the same practice can be done with square
metres, surveying in metric gives the opportunity to give more precise measurements with land sizes
rounded off to the nearest square metre. With this approach, a land size of 266.36 square metres
would be listed as 266 square metres and a land size of 457.73 square metres would be listed as
458 square metres.


Complexities of the Acre-Rood-Perch System
Regarding the perch unit, it’s actually a length measurement, with what we refer to a perch being
technically a square perch (25.29 square metres). The way it works is there’s a rod, pole or perch
that’s 5½ yards (5.03 metres) long. 40 perches equal a rood (1011.71 square metres) and 4 roods
equal an acre (4046.86 square metres). The rod (another name for the length perch) could get
confused with the rood. Also, someone surveying land in perches could get confused with the perch
for length and the perch for area. There are some instances of land sold in more than in one unit,
with it being sold in x roods and y perches or x acres, y roods and z perches. Having more than one
unit results in the consumer having to visualise the land in each unit adding unnecessary effort which
is much simpler in metric as it lists the land size in only one unit.  


Simplicity of Calculation
Most Sri Lankan house plans are in feet and inches. If you’re using square feet and you’re
calculating the amount of square feet in a room that has feet and inches (as opposed to just feet) on
one or both sides, it gets difficult to calculate as the amount of inches in a foot (12) isn’t decimal. If
you’re measuring square metres in a room that has one or both sides not being an exact metre, say
2.8 by 3.6 metres, you just multiply the two together which would equal 10.08 square metres or 10 square metres to round it off.


Synergy with the Construction Industry
Regarding house plans in feet and inches, I suspect that they are conversions from builders’ plans in
millimetres. Converting room dimensions from millimetres to feet and inches is a difficult exercise
that changes dimensions from a logical simple set of measurements into an uneven complicated set
of measurements. I think they should be converted to metres instead, which can be easily done by
just dividing the millimetre values by 1000. Doing so saves time and effort in converting figures for
the real estate professional or builder. Having the real estate industry using metric can prevent
difficulties coming up with the construction industry using metric and the real estate industry using imperial.


Fixing the Land Measurement Muddle
A land measurement muddle exists in Sri Lanka. An article or piece of text might have both square
feet and square metres, acres and hectares or kilograms per acre and kilograms per hectare in the
same document, paragraph or even sentence. Going back and forth between two units can result in
someone confusing a figure from one unit to the next. This sometimes results in someone writing a
metric value as an imperial one e.g. writing 30 hectares as 30 acres. Another cause of this is our
reluctance to think of land in metric. If someone mistakenly refers to a hectares value as an acres
value it gives the impression it's 2.47 times smaller, an acres value as a hectares value it gives the
impression it’s 2.47 times larger, a square feet value in square metres which gives the impression it’s
10.76 times larger, a square metres value in square feet which gives the impression it’s 10.76 times
smaller. Also, this land measurement muddle sometimes results in metric and imperial units of
different sizes put together, e.g. square feet and hectares.  


One Unit for Land & Living Area Instead of Two
Most Sri Lankan house property listings use perches for the land area and square feet for the living area. Having two different units for property does not show the difference between the land and living area clearly, with the easiest way to tell the difference being through conversions. This combination of units sometimes even hides errors such as the house size being listed as larger than the land size. It’s worth noting that these units are both imperial, yet the amount of square feet doesn’t neatly align with a perch, as there are 272.25 square feet in a perch. This shows a weakness of the imperial system, which puts a collection of many different units together as a system e.g. square feet doesn’t appear to be part of the acre-rood-perch system, but is dictated to be grouped together with perches as they are both imperial. When using square metres, it would be the same unit for both land area and living area which would easily reflect the difference between the two.


Tips for Visualising Metric Land Sizes
As we have been using our knowledge of kilometres to visualise square kilometres, we are also capable of using our knowledge of kilometres and metres to visualise square metres and hectares especially due to Sri Lankan road signs using metres and kilometres. Using square metres would match with seeing metres on road signs. A way we can think in square metres is to apply our knowledge of metres to building dimensions by thinking of the lengths of the wall (room dimensions) in metres instead of feet as well as picturing metres squared in the same way we picture kilometres squared.


A way to understand hectares is to think of square kilometres and think smaller. As 100 hectares is a
square kilometre, when it comes to land smaller than a 100 hectares, such as 65 hectares we can
think of that land as 65% of a square kilometre. For larger land we can divide it by 100 and then get
the value in square kilometres. The Sri Lankan agricultural industry is an industry that often uses
hectares, with many Sri Lankan tea plantations listing their land sizes in hectares. If you ever visit a
tea plantation in Sri Lanka that uses hectares, that can help you visualise hectares. Also, the total
land size of Independence Square is almost 1 hectare, so visiting Independence Square should give
you an idea on the size of a hectare. A hectare is an area of land covering 100 metres x 100
metres, so thinking of an area of land with 100 metres on both sides is another way to visualise
hectares.  


List of Sri Lankan Landmarks in Metric
Here is a list of Sri Lankan landmarks in metric sizes. The purpose of this list is to help Sri Lankans
understand and visualise metric land measurements and to positively affirm Sri Lanka’s status as a
metric country.




Kandy Lake, comprising an area of 19.01 hectares


Galle Fort, comprising an area of 52 hectares


Landmark Independence Square is about 1 hectare in size


What You Can Do
These are some things you can do if you want to see Sri Lanka using metric land measurements:


  • Survey your house/land/business in metric if you don’t already know it, and tell people its size in metric when talking of its size.
  • Request a real estate provider (or anyone you're interested in buying land from) to sell land in metric telling them the benefits of it and point out that we’re a metric country.
  • Sell, rent or lease your property/business in metric units.
  • If you’re in real estate, have a planned conversion program of one or two years to convert your business to selling land in metric units where you educate your customers on the sizes of square metres and hectares.
  • Write an article calling for metric land measurements to be used in Sri Lanka.
  • If you’re a school teacher, teach your students to think in square metres and hectares.
  • Promote the use of metric land measurements on social media.
  • Start a Facebook group calling for metric land measurements to be used in Sri Lanka. 


Conclusion
The reason imperial units for land measurement got into our system is because we are a former
British colony who inherited the imperial system from the British. The metric system is something we
adopted ourselves unlike the imperial system that we got given to us by the British. Using metric
units for land measurement is easier to use than their imperial counterparts and it reflects our
independence thus it is true to our status as a metric country of 65,610 square kilometres.